Three Poems by Barrett White*

Abigail’s Order

One kilogram green mix
One kilogram blue mix
One kilogram tropical slices mix
One kilogram marine mix
One kilogram fizzy mix
One kilogram peach mix
One kilogram cola mix
One kilogram May the 4th mix
One kilogram watermelon mix
One kilogram sour mix
One kilogram summer mix
One kilogram dolphin frenzy mix
One kilogram animal mash-up mix
One kilogram swamp mix
One kilogram horror mix
One kilogram jelly-filled mix
One kilogram pride mix
One kilogram rainbow mix
One kilogram purple mix
One kilogram classic mix
One kilogram strawberry mix
1.5 kilograms prehistoric mix
500g minimix
500g desert mix
500g fairytale mix
500g forest mix
500g wizard mix
500g cherry mix
500g forest mix
500g sweet slam mix

Carl’s Order

2.25 liters Mountain Dew
2.25 liters Mountain Dew
2.25 liters Mountain Dew
Cheetos Puffs
Monster Ripper
Monster Ripper
Monster Peachy Keen
Monster Peachy Keen
Fanta Tropical
Calypso Tropical Mango
Calypso Tropical Mango
Calypso Kiwi Lemonade

Kevin’s Zombie Order

Zombie Takis
Zombie Takis
Zombie Takis
Zombie Takis
Zombie Takis
Zombie Takis
Zombie Takis
Zombie Takis
Zombie Takis
Zombie Takis
Giant Lifesize Gummy Skull
Brain Licker Soda
Four Candy Zombie Brains
Brain Sucker Lollipop
Brain Sucker Lollipop
Brain Sucker Lollipop
Two Boxes of Sour Boogers
Two Warheads Sour Body Parts
Two Zombie Eyes
Sour Patch Kids Zombies
Brain Blaster Sour Candy
One kilogram anatomy mix
One kilogram anatomy mix

*These poems are transcriptions of AI-generated voiceover narrations for package fulfillment TikToks on the Poppin Candy TikTok account. 

Poppin Candy is an online candy store that produces ASMR-adjacent candy sorting and organizing videos for their social media accounts, as well as videos in which boxes of orders are packed for shipping.

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